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Tuesday, November 5, 2013

best of voteeesssss and who will jet proud




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who will jet proud of its place

 
 English English NameFrench French NameLocal NameRegion
A   
AfghanistanAfghanistanAfghanestanSouth-Central Asia
AlbaniaAlbanieShqiperiaSouthern Europe
AlgeriaAlgérieAl Jaza'irNorthern Africa
American SamoaSamoa AméricainesAmerican SamoaPolynesia, Oceania
AndorraAndorreAndorraSouthern Europe
AngolaAngolaAngolaCentral Africa
AnguillaAnguillaAnguillaLeeward Islands, Caribbean
AntarcticaAntarctiqueAntarcticaAntarctica
Antigua and BarbudaAntigua-et-BarbudaAntigua and BarbudaLeeward Islands, Caribbean
ArgentinaArgentineArgentinaSouthern South America
ArmeniaArménieHayastanWestern Asia
ArubaArubaArubaLeeward Islands, Caribbean
AustraliaAustralieAustraliaAustralia
AustriaAutricheÖsterreichWestern Europe
AzerbaijanAzerbaïdjanAzarbaycanCaucasus, Western Asia
B
BahamasBahamasBahamasCaribbean
BahrainBahreïnAl BahraynArabian Peninsula, Middle East
BangladeshBangladeshBangladeshSouth-Central Asia
BarbadosBarbadeBarbadosLesser Antilles, Caribbean
BelarusBélarusByelarusEastern Europe
BelgiumBelgiqueBelgique/BelgieWestern Europe
BelizeBelizeBelizeCentral America
BeninBéninBeninWest Africa
BermudaBermudesBermudaNorth America
BhutanBhoutanBhutanSouth-Central Asia
BoliviaBolivieBoliviaCentral South America
Bosnia and HerzegovinaBosnie-HerzégovineBosna i HercegovinaSouthern Europe
BotswanaBotswanaBotswanaSouthern Africa
BrazilBrésilBrasilCentral Eastern South America
Brunei DarussalamBrunéi DarussalamNegara Brunei DarussalamSoutheast Asia
BulgariaBulgarieBulgariaEastern Europe
Burkina FasoBurkina FasoBurkina FasoWest Africa
BurundiBurundiBurundiEastern Africa, African Great Lakes
C
CambodiaCambodgeKampucheaSouth-East Asia
CameroonCamerounCameroonCentral Africa
CanadaCanadaCanadaNorth North America
Cape VerdeCap-VertCabo VerdeWest Africa
Cayman IslandsCaïmanes, ÎlesCayman IslandsGreater Antilles, Caribbean
Central African RepublicCentrafricaine, RépubliqueRepublique CentrafricaineCentral Africa
ChadTchadTchadCentral Africa
ChileChiliChileWestern South America
ChinaChineZhong GuoEastern Asia
Christmas IslandÎle ChristmasChristmas IslandSoutheast Asia
Cocos (Keeling) IslandsÎles Cocos (Keeling)Cocos (Keeling) IslandsSouth-East Asia, Australia
ColombiaColombieColombiaNorth West South America
ComorosComoresComoresEastern Africa
Democratic Republic of the Congo (Kinshasa)Congo, La République Démocratique duRépublique Démocratique du CongoCentral Africa
Congo, Republic of(Brazzaville)République du CongoRépublique du CongoCentral Africa
Cook IslandsÎles CookCook IslandsPolynesia, Oceania
Costa RicaCosta RicaCosta RicaCentral America
Ivory CoastCôte D'ivoireCote d'IvoireWest Africa
CroatiaCroatieHrvatskaSouthern Europe
CubaCubaCubaGreater Antilles, Caribbean
CyprusChypreKibris, KyprosMediterranean, Western Asia
Czech RepublicRépublique TchèqueCeska RepublikaEastern Europe
  
 English English NameFrench French NameLocal NameRegion
D
DenmarkDanemarkDanmarkNorthern Europe
DjiboutiDjiboutiDjiboutiEastern Africa
DominicaDominiqueDominicaLesser Antilles, Caribbean
Dominican RepublicDominicaine, RépubliqueDominicana, RepublicaGreater Antilles, Caribbean
E
East Timor (Timor-Leste)Timor-Leste (Timor Oriental)TimorSouth-East Asia
EcuadorÉquateurEcuadorNorth West South America
EgyptÉgypteMisrAfrica, Middle East
El SalvadorEl SalvadorEl SalvadorCentral America
Equatorial GuineaGuinée ÉquatorialeGuinea EcuatorialCentral Africa
EritreaÉrythréeHagere ErtraEastern Africa
EstoniaEstonieEesti VabariikNorthern Europe
EthiopiaÉthiopieItyop'iyaEastern Africa
  
F
Falkland IslandsFalkland, Îles (Malvinas)Islas MalvinasSouthern South America
Faroe IslandsÎles FéroéForoyarNorthern Europe
FijiFidjiFijiMelanesia, Oceania
FinlandFinlandeSuomen TasavaltaNorthern Europe
FranceFranceFranceWestern Europe
French GuianaGuyane FrançaiseGuyaneNorthern South America
French PolynesiaPolynésie FrançaisePolynésie FrançaisePolynesia, Oceania
French Southern TerritoriesTerres Australes FrançaisesTerres Australes et Antarctiques FrançaisesSouthern South America, Antarctic
G
GabonGabonGabonCentral Africa
GambiaGambieThe GambiaWest Africa
GeorgiaGéorgieSak'art'veloWestern Asia
GermanyAllemagneDeutschlandWestern Europe
GhanaGhanaGhanaWest Africa
GibraltarGibraltarGibraltarSouthern Europe
Great BritainGrande-BretagneGreat BritainNorthern Europe
GreeceGrèceEllas or ElladaSouthern Europe
GreenlandGroenlandKalaallit NunaatNorth America
GrenadaGrenadeGrenadaLesser Antilles, Caribbean
GuadeloupeGuadeloupeGuadeloupeLesser Antilles, Caribbean
GuamGuamGuamMicronesia, Oceania
GuatemalaGuatemalaGuatemalaCentral America
GuineaGuinéeeGuineeWest Africa
Guinea-BissauGuinée-BissauGuine-BissauWest Africa
GuyanaGuyanaGuyanaNorth Eastern South America
 English English NameFrench French NameLocal NameRegion
H
HaitiHaïtiHaitiGreater Antilles, Caribbean
Holy SeeSaint-Siège (État de la Cité du Vatican)Status Civitatis VaticanæSouthern Europe within Italy
HondurasHondurasHondurasCentral America
Hong KongHong-KongXianggangEastern Asia
HungaryHongrieMagyarorszagEastern Europe
I
IcelandIslandeLyoveldio IslandNorthern Europe
IndiaIndeBharatSouth-Central Asia
IndonesiaIndonésieIndonesiaMaritime South-East Asia
Iran (Islamic Republic of)République Islamique d' IranIranSouth-Central Asia
IraqIraqIraqMiddle East, Western Asia
IrelandIrlandeÉireNorthern Europe
IsraelIsraëlYisra'elMiddle East, Western Asia
ItalyItalieItaliaSouthern Europe
J
JamaicaJamaïqueJamaicaGreater Antilles, Caribbean
JapanJaponNipponEastern Asia
JordanJordanieAl UrdunMiddle East, Western Asia
K
KazakhstanKazakstanQazaqstanCentral Asia
KenyaKenyaKenyaEastern Africa
KiribatiKiribatiKiribati, KiribasMicronesia, Oceania
Korea, Democratic People's Rep. (North Korea)Corée, République Populaire Démocratique deChosonEastern Asia
Korea, Republic of (South Korea)Corée, République deHan-gukEastern Asia
 KosovoKosovoAlbanian: : Kosova ou Kosovë,
Serbian: Kosovo, Косово
Southern Europe
KuwaitKoweïtAl KuwaytMiddle East, Western Asia
KyrgyzstanKirghizistanKyrgyz RespublikasyCentral Asia
L
Lao, People's Democratic RepublicLao, République Démocratique PopulaireLaoSouth-East Asia
LatviaLettonieLatvijaNorthern Europe
LebanonLibanLubnanMiddle East, Western Asia
LesothoLesothoLesothoSouthern Africa
LiberiaLibériaLiberiaWest Africa
LibyaLibyeLibiyahNorthern Africa
LiechtensteinLiechtensteinLiechtensteinWestern Europe
LithuaniaLituanieLietuvaNorthern Europe
LuxembourgLuxembourgLuxembourg, LetzebuergWestern Europe
M
MacauMacaoAomenEastern Asia
Macedonia, Rep. ofMacédoine, l'ex-République Yougoslave deMakedonijaSouthern Europe
MadagascarMadagascarMadagascarEastern Africa
MalawiMalawiMalawiEastern Africa
MalaysiaMalaisieMalaysiaSoutheast Asia
MaldivesMaldivesDhivehi RaajjeSouth-Central Asia
MaliMaliMaliWest Africa
MaltaMalteMaltaSouthern Europe
Marshall IslandsÎles MarshallMarshall IslandsMicronesia, Oceania
MartiniqueMartiniqueMartiniqueLesser Antilles, Caribbean
MauritaniaMauritanieMuritaniyahWest Africa
MauritiusÎle MauriceMauritiusEastern Africa
MayotteMayotteMayotteEastern Africa
MexicoMexiqueEstados Unidos MexicanosNorth America
Micronesia, Federal States ofÉtats Fédérés de MicronésieMicronesiaMicronesia, Oceania
Moldova, Republic ofMoldova, République deMoldovaEastern Europe
MonacoMonacoMonacoSouthern Europe
MongoliaMongolieMongol UlsEastern Asia
MontenegroMonténégroCrna GoraSouthern Europe
MontserratMontserratMontserratLesser Antilles, Caribbean
MoroccoMarocAl MaghribNorthern Africa
MozambiqueMozambiqueMocambiqueEastern Africa
Myanmar, BurmaMyanmar, BirmanieMyanma NaingngandawSoutheast Asia

 English English NameFrench French NameLocal NameRegion
N
NamibiaNamibieNamibiaSouthern Africa
NauruNauruNauruMicronesia, Oceania
NepalNépalNepalSouth-Central Asia
NetherlandsPays-BasNederland/HollandWestern Europe
Netherlands AntillesAntilles NéerlandaisesNederlandse AntillenCaribbean
New CaledoniaNouvelle-CalédonieNouvelle-CalédonieMelanesia, Oceania
New ZealandNouvelle-ZélandeAotearoaOceania; Australia
NicaraguaNicaraguaNicaraguaCentral America
NigerNigerNigerWest Africa
NigeriaNigériaNigeriaWest Africa
NiueNiouéNiuePolynesia, Oceania
Northern Mariana IslandsÎles Mariannes du NordNorthern Mariana IslandsMicronesia, Oceania
NorwayNorvègeNorgeNorthern Europe
O
OmanOmanSaltanat UmanMiddle East
 
P
PakistanPakistanPakistanSouth-Central Asia
PalauPalaosBelauMicronesia, Oceania
Palestinian territoriesAutorité Nationale PalestinienneFilastinMiddle East, Western Asia
PanamaPanamaPanamaCentral America
Papua New GuineaPapouasie-Nouvelle-GuinéePapua Niu GiniMaritime Southeast Asia, Melanesia, Oceania
ParaguayParaguayParaguayCentral South America
PeruPérouPeruWestern South America
PhilippinesPhilippinesPilipinasSoutheast Asia
Pitcairn IslandPitcairnPitcairn IslandPolynesia, Oceania
PolandPolognePolskaEastern Europe
PortugalPortugalPortugalSouthern Europe
Puerto RicoPorto RicoPuerto RicoGreater Antilles, Caribbean
Q
QatarQatarDawlat QatarArabian Peninsula, Middle East
R
Reunion IslandIle de la RéunionIle de la RéunionEastern Africa
RomaniaRoumanieRomaniaEastern Europe
Russian FederationRussie, Fédération deRossiyaEastern Europe - Northern Asia
RwandaRwandaRwandaEastern Africa, African Great Lakes
S
Saint Kitts and NevisSaint-Kitts-et-Nevis Lesser Antilles, Caribbean
Saint LuciaSainte-LucieSaint LuciaLesser Antilles, Caribbean
Saint Vincent and the GrenadinesSaint-Vincent-et-les Grenadines Lesser Antilles, Caribbean
SamoaSamoaSamoaPolynesia, Oceania
San MarinoSaint-MarinSan MarinoSouthern Europe within Italy
Sao Tome and PrincipeSao Tomé-et-PrincipeSao Tome e PrincipeCentral Africa
Saudi ArabiaArabie SaouditeAl Arabiyah as SuudiyahArabian Peninsula, Middle East
SenegalSénégalSenegalWest Africa
SerbiaSerbieSrbijaSouthern Europe
SeychellesSeychellesSeychellesEastern Africa
Sierra LeoneSierra LeoneSierra LeoneWest Africa
SingaporeSingapourSingaporeSoutheast Asia
Slovakia (Slovak Republic)SlovaquieSlovenskoEastern Europe
SloveniaSlovénieSlovenijaSouthern Europe
Solomon IslandsSalomon, ÎlesSolomon IslandsMelanesia, Oceania
SomaliaSomalieSomaliaEastern Africa
South AfricaAfrique du SudSouth AfricaSouthern Africa
South SudanSoudan du SudSouth SudanEast-Central Africa
SpainEspagneEspañaSouthern Europe
Sri LankaSri LankaSri LankaSouth-Central Asia
SudanSoudanAs-SudanNorthern Africa
SurinameSurinameSurinameNorth-Eastern South America
SwazilandSwazilandSwazilandSouthern Africa
SwedenSuèdeSverigeNorthern Europe
SwitzerlandSuisseSchweiz (German), Suisse (French), Svizzera (Italian)Western Europe
Syria, Syrian Arab RepublicSyrienne, République ArabeSuriyahMiddle East, Western Asia
 English English NameFrench French NameLocal NameRegion
T
Taiwan (Republic of China)Taïwan, Province de ChineT'ai-wanEastern Asia
TajikistanTadjikistanJumhurii TojikistonCentral Asia
Tanzania; officially the United Republic of TanzaniaTanzanie, République-Unie deJamhuri ya Muungano wa TanzaniaEastern Africa
ThailandThaïlandePrathet ThaiSouth-East Asia
TibetTibetBodSouth-Central Asia
Timor-Leste (East Timor)Timor-Leste (Timor Oriental)TimorMaritime South-East Asia
TogoTogoRepublique TogolaiseWest Africa
TokelauTokelauTokelauOceania/Australia
TongaTongaTongaPolynesia, Oceania
Trinidad and TobagoTrinité-et-TobagoTrinidad, TobagoNorthern South America, Caribbean
TunisiaTunisieTunisNorthern Africa
TurkeyTurquieTurkiyeSoutheastern Europe, Western Asia
TurkmenistanTurkménistanTurkmenistanCentral Asia
Turks and Caicos IslandsTurks et Caïques, ÎlesTurks and Caicos IslandsCaribbean, parts of the Bahamas island chain.
TuvaluTuvaluTuvaluPolynesia, Oceania
U
UgandaOugandaUgandaEastern Africa
UkraineUkraineUkrayinaEastern Europe
United Arab EmiratesÉmirats Arabes UnisAl Imarat al Arabiyah al MuttahidahArabian Peninsula, Middle East
United KingdomRoyaume-UniUnited KingdomNorthern Europe
United StatesÉtats-UnisUnited StatesNorth America
UruguayUruguayRepublica Oriental del UruguayCentral East South America
UzbekistanOuzbékistanUzbekiston RespublikasiCentral Asia
V
VanuatuVanuatuVanuatuMelanesia, Oceania
Vatican City State (Holy See)Saint-Siège (État de la Cité du Vatican)Status Civitatis VaticanæSouthern Europe within Italy
VenezuelaVenezuelaVenezuelaNorthern South America
VietnamViêt NamViet NamSouth-East Asia
Virgin Islands (British)Îles Vierges BritanniquesLesser Antilles, Caribbean
Virgin Islands (U.S.)Îles Vierges des États-UnisVirgin IslandsLesser Antilles, Caribbean
 
W
Wallis and Futuna IslandsWallis et FutunaWallis et FutunaPolynesia, Oceania
Western SaharaSahara OccidentalAṣ-Ṣaḥrā’ al-GharbīyahNorthern Africa
 
Y
YemenYémenAl YamanArabian Peninsula, Middle East
 
Z
ZambiaZambieZambiaEastern Africa
ZimbabweZimbabweZimbabweEastern Africa

Monday, November 4, 2013

really quick jokes-really quick jokes

really quick jokes!



 Why did the Hedgehog cross the road? A: To see his Flat Mat

 What do you call a Fish without an eye? A: A 'Fsh'!

 Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg? A: They won't stop to ask directions.

 What's the difference between Big Foot and an intelligent man? A: Big Foot's been spotted several times.

What do you call a handcuffed man? A: Trustworthy.

 What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall? A: "Dam".

Why is divorce so expensive? A: Because it's worth it.

What is black, white and red all over? A. A skunk with nappy rash.

 Why did the man jump out of the window? A. He wanted to catch a butterfly.

 Why did the monkey put a piece of steak on his head? A. He thought he was a griller.

 What do you call a deer with no eyes? A. No eye deer.

 What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? A. Still no eye deer.

 Why was six afraid of seven? A. Because seven eight nine.

 Why did the dinosaur walk across the road? A. Because chickens were not invented yet.

 What has four wheels and flies? A. A rubbish truck.

 What's brown and sticky? A. A stick.

 When were vowels invented? A. When u and i were born.

 What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A. A carrot.

 What do you call a sheep with no head and legs? A. A fuzz ball.

 What do you call a fairy that hasn't bathed in a year? A. Stinkerbell.

 When is it a good time to eat a window? A. When it's jammed.

Whats the difference between a tractor and a giraffe? A.One has hydraulics the other has highbollocks.

 What kind of band doesn't play music? A. A highbred.
 If one is single and two is a couple and three is a crowd, what is four and five? A. 9 (5+4)
 What do you get when you cross a parrot and a lion? A. I don't know, but when it talks you'd better listen.

 Why do giraffes have long necks? A. Because they have smelly feet.

 Why did the orange use suntan lotion? A. He started to peel.

 Where does an elephant go when he wants to lie down? A. Anywhere he pleases.

 What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? A. "You are too young to smoke."

 What did the fish say to the seashores? A. "Can I ride on you seashorse?"

 Why did Cinderella get kicked off the baseball team? A. Because she ran away from the ball.
 A man went to play golf for the day. He took his golf clubs and two pairs of pants. What were the extra pants for? A. In case he got a hole-in-one.

 Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? A. Because it had no guts.
 I have 3 heads, 5 legs, 7 arms and 444 fingers. What am I? A. A liar.
 What do you get when you cross an elephant with a kangaroo? A. Holes all over Australia.

 What goes ha, ha plonk? A. Someone laughing their head off.
 What do you get when you cross a duck with cheese? A. Cheese and quackers.

 What monster sits on the end of your finger? A. The bogie man.

 What did the computer screen say to the keyboard after it went for a ride? A. That was a harddrive.

 What is a pirate's favourite letter? A. R(Arrrrrggggh)

 Why did the cow jump over the moon? A. Because the farmer had cold hands.
 How do you make a tissue dance? A. Put a little boogie in it.
 How do you get a man to stop biting his nails? A: Make him wear shoes.
 Why do chicken coops have two doors? A: Because if it had four doors it's be a chicken sedan.

 What is the difference between a tick and a lawyer? A: A tick falls off you when you die.

 What's the definition of mixed emotions? A: When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.

 What do call a lawyer with an IQ of 50? A: Your Honor.
 How do you know if a restaurant has a clown as a chef? A: When the food tastes funny

FUUNY JOKES AIRPLANEEEEEEEEE


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Larry was a photographer for the N.Y. Times, and was scheduled to meet a plane on the runway to take him on a job. “Hit it,” said Larry climbing into the first plane he saw on the runway. The pilot took off, and was soon in the air. “OK,” said Larry, “fly low over the trees over there, I want to take a few pictures.” “What do you mean?” asked the pilot. Larry looked at the pilot and answered a little annoyed, “I need to take some pictures for the N.Y. Times, so please…..”   There was a long pause, before the pilot asked in a shaky voice, “you mean you’re not my pilot instructor?”


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Dear Herbie,I know it was our joint decision for you to go off to the army for the year, but it’s so hard not having you here. We are married, doesn’t it make sense that we should be together? I’m so miserable without you, it’s almost like you’re still here.Love,